Redneck Haiku

Too funny not to post.

I wish I knew who invented Redneck Haiku, but I don't. These are from the book, Redneck Haiku, by Mary K. Witte.

Wedding night fireworks
as Flo's ex-husband threatens
to bring back the kids.

Go to the dentist?
Grandpa went once, and now look.
He has no teeth left.

Turkey fryer bought
from cable shopping channel
burns down trailer park.

Betty Lou surprised
to learn you can get pregnant
in church parking lot.

Posted by Bob Wallace, who sez, "SMELLY HOUN' DAWGS ASLEEP/ON STEPS UP TO THE TRAILER/REDNECK HOUSE ALARM!"

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