Thursday, May 18, 2006

Flatulence Filter

I have SO got to have one of these….


Back when we worked in an office, trying to pass gas discretely when there were people around was the highlight of our day. Alas, more often than not, the keen nose of our coworkers would alert them to our rear-corridor escapades.

But, with the Flat-D odor absorbing pad under your buttocks, you'll be free to fart and fart 'til you get a chunker. The activated charcoal cloth pad sucks in all the smells that would normally contaminate the rest of the air.

Available now for $25.95.

Your Safe Chair [Flat-D via Core77]
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  1. I think your problem exists more frequently than at work and that you should invest in the charcoal underwear option instead....


  2. Well, it *looks* like it has charcoal in it already... Does that count?